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Old Aug 14, 2006, 12:51 PM // 12:51   #2921
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The truck

Why wasn't Rome built ina day?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 01:00 PM // 13:00   #2922
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cause the workers were slacking off.

what does orange milk taste like?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 01:36 PM // 13:36   #2923
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Vomit

Who's got milk?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 01:46 PM // 13:46   #2924
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the milkman 2 posts above you.

who wants milk?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 01:53 PM // 13:53   #2925
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What is guildwars?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 02:03 PM // 14:03   #2926
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someone's not quite grasped the concept of this...

Who wants milk? I want milk - lots of it

What is Guild Wars? Full of Noobs, apparently!


Who is Santa?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 02:08 PM // 14:08   #2927
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the cheery fella who mercilessly drives the elves to work all year through without pay.

who is santa's wife?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 02:18 PM // 14:18   #2928
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The Queen

Where did Santa get his coat - I want one?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 02:35 PM // 14:35   #2929
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from woolworth's.

how many elves does it take to change a bulb?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 02:45 PM // 14:45   #2930
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You've got woolworths?

10 elves, they need to stand on each other's shoulders

How many pieces of bacon fo you have to burn in order to generate enough electricity to keep a 60 watt lightbulb on for one minute?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 02:50 PM // 14:50   #2931
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5, or one piece of saturated high-octane bacon.

Is it possible to create a bacon elemental?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 03:03 PM // 15:03   #2932
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Only if you use Maple Flavored Bacon

Why does "an apple a day keep the doctor away" should'nt it be the dentist?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 07:34 PM // 19:34   #2933
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cuz the dentist is busy fixing people's teeth :P

what happen if i reach 3000 post count?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #2934
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cuz the dentist is busy fixing people's teeth :P

what happen if i reach 3000 post count?
You implode.

Where did I put my rubber ducky?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 08:34 PM // 20:34   #2935
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Sorry if I answered that I would be banned.

What would happen if light slowed down?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 09:42 PM // 21:42   #2936
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It would get dark earlier.

Why earwax?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 11:04 PM // 23:04   #2937
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because its disgusting



Why did you waste 5 bucks on nothing?
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Old Aug 15, 2006, 02:26 AM // 02:26   #2938
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temptattion got the best of me (man I knew that $5 was a waste)

why are soo many people missing "o" keys and have to type pwn?
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Old Aug 15, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #2939
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because its the cool thing to do



Why is your voice mail broken?
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Old Aug 15, 2006, 03:14 AM // 03:14   #2940
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because it hasn't been fixed.

why does yellow chicken taste better than orange chicken?
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